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babyferaligator:

sighprincess:

What are some cool sex positions

standing at the ATM handin me all ur money

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How beautiful would it be to find someone who’s in love with your mind.
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Gorogo

magui-gui:

when u and ur friends look fresh af

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thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

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raindrops-on-rooftops:

happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

file under reasons why dogs are better than everything ever

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salmonidblue:

"What’s your favorite album?"image

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No Diggity by Black Street feat. Dr. Dre
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riceisholy:

Real fucking talk from a pixel ghost

callmeoutis:

bigeisamazing:

if you calling someone out for being a bigot on the internet

but won’t call your parents out for the same thing

you fake

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the last time i called my mom a homophobe she slapped me in the face and i’m still afraid to tell her that i have a girlfriend ok don’t you even dare do this here because you have no fucking clue what you’re talking about

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